snorlaxatives:

methfab:

snorlaxatives:

i want a sugar mama in my life

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not what i had in mind but she will do

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snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

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autumn-fhtagn:

If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off

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    me at 7AM: tired
    me at 12PM: tired
    me at 3PM: tired
    me at 7PM: tired
    me at 10PM: tired
    me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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